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Joke of the Day

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say... It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7."

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"My neighbours listen to awesome music. Wether they like it or not!"

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"Green men make me cross."

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"a useful hat is also a handicap"

"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"

"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."