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Joke of the Day

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties."

"It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."

"My wife of 58 years said let's go upstairs and make love. I told her ""Choose one, I can't do both."""

"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."

"Me: You can just keep that pen. Coworker: Sure? Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom. Cw.. Me: I told everyone."

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."

"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."