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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me CRUCIO!"
"What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? ""Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!"""