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Joke of the Day
"What do you call haunted titties? BOOOOOBIES!"
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"So apparently Richard III will remain in that parking lot they found him in. Because nobody can afford to pay his ticket."
"Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook? Like we're going outside..."
"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."
"I met a girl... I met a girl who had twelve nipples. Sounds kinda funny, dozen tit?"
"Q: What kind of letters would you send to capital cities? A: Capital letters."
"Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked ""So what's the exhibit?"" & the guy was like ""You're breathing it, man."""
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent!"
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know."