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Joke of the Day

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"

"I'm not Racist Because I'm not raciest because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"Which president was the most logical? Lincoln. He made the most cents."

"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."

"Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs."

"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/jokes? Only one. **/r/Jokes** is **widely known** to be a **breeding ground** for new, **original jokes**."