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Joke of the Day

"[phone rings in 1984] ""Eric get the phone"" Hello? ""Tell em I'm not home."" She's not home. ""Ask who it is."" My mom wants to know who this is."

"If you're a vegan w a gluten allergy who doesn't own a TV do you put it on a business card or just wait to force it into every conversation?"

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."

"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."

"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"

"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."

"England soccer team have got a new captain today His names George Smith and he'll be flying the A380 back to Heathrow.."

"Whats pink and smells awful? Your mums cunt lol"

"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."