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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ? Because they got a bad wrap."
Next Joke
"Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry."
"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."
"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."
"Waking up Is the second hardest thing in the morning."
"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"
"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"
"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."