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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Hawaiian Hipster burn to death? He walked on lava before it was cool."
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"Interviewer: ""I heard you were extremely quick at math"" Me: ""yes, as a matter of fact I am"" Interviewer: ""Whats 14x27"" Me: ""49"" Interviewer: ""that's not even close"" me: ""yeah, but it was fast"""
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles"
"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."
"I was flirting with an Asian girl at a bar last night when I decided to ask for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629""."
"I've got a message for all you ""migratory ducks"" out there: If you're going to come to our country, learn some freaking English."
"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"
"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"