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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"Twitter addiction A man goes to his doctor and says: -Doctor, I think i am addicted to Twitter. -Eh,sorry...I don't follow you."

"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"

"ME: I had salmon for lunch. WIFE: the L is silent. ME: Ha, I knew that. I meant unch."

"As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped But it seems that's exactly what's happened :("

"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"

"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"

"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."

"SpaceX announced today that they are removing the astronaut janitor position from their first manned flight to Mars There just isn't enough room in the ship for a vacuum cleaner."