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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
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"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"
"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."
"Hello everyone. How are we? ...was the capital of Wodesia"
"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over ME: knock knock COP: who's there ME: do you know why I pulled you over COP: *begins to sweat* n..no"
"""When I hand-write an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two."""
"TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub"
"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."