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Joke of the Day

"I was flirting with an Asian girl at a bar last night when I decided to ask for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629""."

"The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG."

"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."

"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."

"I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes"

"Women are like pizza... They're better hot, but still good when they are cold."

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards?? Cause they love the part when the hooker returns the money!"

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."

"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"