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Joke of the Day

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

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"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."

"My friend told me that sperm bank pays you $60 per shot Boy, do I have an expensive sock under my bed!!"

"Thanks for wiping down my table... a damp surface that smells like a dirty sweat sock is so much better than a few crumbs."

"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""

"Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog"

"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"

"Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he"

"I named my dick money... 'Cause women love to blow it"