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Joke of the Day

"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."

"I like my women how I like my wine. Mellow, full bodied, and with a penis . . ."

"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"

"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt"

"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into twitter."

"If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck."

"If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department."

"TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named ""Moses' double cross""."