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Joke of the Day
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
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"My attempt to write from a woman's perspective: ""She carried her boobs to the station. 'They're staring at my boobs,' she thought boobily."""
"He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth."
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."
"A haunted house for introverts that is just random people popping out and asking questions."
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."
"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."
"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."
"What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents? A *Cedar* tree."