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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee the way I make the women in my life... Dark and bitter."
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"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"
"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"
"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"
"I don't respect Aquaman, because I can't respect a hero whose arch nemesis is that plastic drink holder that you find on a six pack of cans."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""
"What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve? I'm turning over a new leaf."
"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"
"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."