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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"

"Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations."

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""

"How are genders like the twin towers? There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it."

"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"

"How Are A Prostitute And A Pirate Ship Alike? They're both full of seamen."

"I was so disappointed when I found out my ants were farming weed"

"My mom has been trying to forward me an email since Monday June 23rd.....it's now Friday June 27th.... still no email"

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"