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Joke of the Day
"*helping son with math problem* [hour later] JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!"
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"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""
"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."
"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"
"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"
"Hey, Gandalf! What's your favourite kind of insect? FLY, YOU FOOLS!"
"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"
"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"
"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"