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Joke of the Day
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
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"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"Why is life like a penis? Because Women make it hard!"
"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."
"An Asian goes to the optometrist... The optometrist says, after a moment or two: ""I see what the problem is...you have a cataract."" The Asian immediately replies: ""no no, it's a Rincon Continental."""
"There was a fight in the fish n chips shop the other day The fish got battered!"
"I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson. As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"
"It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia."
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."