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Joke of the Day

"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"

"When I was a little kid, I asked the waitress for a quickie My mom had to tell me, ""It's pronounced quiche'."""

"I just seen a black guy walk through a spiderweb and hands down it was the best impression of a white man dancing I've ever seen."

"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."

"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."

"What do you get if you fuck someone in the ear? Hearing aids."

"Doctor, I need help. I have a bowel movement everyday at 7. But that's very health, Mr Johnson. It would be but I don't wake up until 8"

"Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches."

"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."

"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."