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Joke of the Day

"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"

"Problem gambling? Bet you can't quit."

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo"

"""I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when I booked this flight!"" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To walk into a bar."

"They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit."

"Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a ""hair-a-tick"""

"Why did the pig go into the kitchen? It felt like bacon."

"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."