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Joke of the Day

"I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal."

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"Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack."
"What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen? You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen."
"A prostitute said she would do anything for 10 dollars. Look who just got his car washed. THIS GUY!"
"Today is National 'Secure a rich lover' Day Mate wealth, 2016."
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"How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb? None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it."