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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile (Im going to fucking hell. I shouldnt have laughed at this so hard.)"

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"My boss asked if I had Facebook and I said sure and gave up the link. Then she asked about twitter. After an awkward silence I said, huh?"

"How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is? Count the stripes on his track pants."

"Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying? Because that would be a para-dox."

"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."

"To all the Moms: ""Happy Mothers Day""! And to all the Dads: ""Happy Sunday.. Mother FuKers""!!"

"Economical way of having a family Just rent a partner whenever you need, and buy a second-hand baby."

"I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she only has 4 toes on each foot.... Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant.."