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Joke of the Day

"in kindergarden i pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that's also the president's PR strategy"

"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"

"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."

"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."

"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"

"My brother took being sent to prison really badly. He was yelling and screaming, took off his clothes, and would not accept any food from anyone. That was the last time we played monopoly."

"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"

"People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones... They should use them to build proper houses."

"My computer can sing it's A Dell"

"How often do I tell jokes about the elements ...periodically"