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Joke of the Day

"Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes... That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes."

"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot... The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"

"joke about mods [deleted]"

"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb must want to change."

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"