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Joke of the Day

"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"

"Hitler took a quiz... He didn't do that well on most of the questions, but he got the third reich."

"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"

"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."

"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."

"If ebola had a font it would be www.dafont.com/ebola-font.font"

"Why are there no black people at the North Pole? Because there is nothing to steal there"

"I told my girlfriend two sentences ""We need to buy a new car."" ""I am thinking about taking a break."" She started crying. I mean, she could have just said she didn't like that type of cars."