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Joke of the Day
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
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"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"
"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"
"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"
"I also painted my computer black, hoping it would run faster. But the police choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring."
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
"Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)"
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."