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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."

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"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"
"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"
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"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."
"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."