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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."

"I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia"

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"

"So I thought I was going to buy a TV this weekend... Turns out I'm just sick of all these shitty forced puns on /r/Jokes."

"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"

"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know. You weren't there..."