21400
Joke of the Day
"What's red and white and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
Next Joke
"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."
"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month."
"Son, you're kind of like rapunzel. But instead of letting your hair down you let everyone in your life down."
"I wish my band were shittier so we could get booked on Leno :("
"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"
"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"