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Joke of the Day

"Dream girl: -tall -skinny -can pull off wearing a hat -honest -a fan of the theater -abolished slavery -is Abraham Lincoln"

"What do you call a fart from a paraplegic? Inert gas."

"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""

"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"

"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"

"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."

"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""

"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."