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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"

"Why do people say ""To be frank..."" when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?"

"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""

"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."

"What's the strongest plant in the world? Eucaliftus"

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world."

"I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a ""hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"""

"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."

"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."