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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."
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"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
"TIFU By posting in the wrong subreddit...."
"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."
"When someone tells you to ""get a Life,"" just take theirs. They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead."
"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."
"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"
"How can you spot a bad stripper? Because they half-ass it."