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Joke of the Day

"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"A chinese kid called his mom a horse She said don't use that tone with me"

"So, A Helium Molecule walks into a bar... the bartender says ""we don't serve don't serve noble gases here."" It Doesn't React!"

"What do you call a blond woman who dyes her hair brown? Her name, you asshole."

"There are two guys named Ted One is near-Ted, the other is..."

"Two snowmen are standing in a snowy field... And after 3 hours of complete silence, one turns to the other and asks ""Can you smell carrots?"""

"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"

"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."

"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."