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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned? A hibearnation."
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"Why is the Angel of Death so socially awkward? Because he sucks at life."
"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."
"Wearing a wig is probably worth the hassle for those moments when you get to dramatically pull it off your weary, tearful head."
"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."
"Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor. I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow."
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"
"We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year. We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land."
"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"