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Joke of the Day

"Black History Month Bake Sale Vanilla Cupcakes: $1 Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1"

"What does the ghost of Al Pacino say? Boo-ah!"

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."

"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?"

"If you named your kid Hunter because you like to hunt, then I hate you. Who names a kid after an activity?. *Storms off w/ his son, Kegger"

"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."

"Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target."

"When speaking to children I always end every sentence with ""...or else you'll die. "" - I find this to be an excellent motivational tool."

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."