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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work? Manuel labour."
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick. *I'm sorry I couldn't resist.*"
"Six jews are in a park, two leave. How many people are left? Zero, because jews aren't people."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"
"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."
"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."
"Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? Because they're stuck-up cunts."
"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."
"""Nice to meet you,"" she said, meeting me for the third time"
"One day a man was making a password... He tried the password ""my penis"". The laptop said, ""Error, not long enough."""