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Joke of the Day
"Six jews are in a park, two leave. How many people are left? Zero, because jews aren't people."
Next Joke
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"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."
"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"
"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""
"Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8"
"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours."
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"