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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go sky diving? It freaks out the dogs!"
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"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."
"Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse."
"I used to be a Banker But I lost interest"
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I'd never pay to have a lentil on my face"
"Did you see the results of the swimming competition at Lake Gennesaret? Jesus won in a walkover."
"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."
"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"
"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"
"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"