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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people go sky diving? It freaks out the dogs!"

"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"

"What should you do when an elephant comes in your window? Swim."

"Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!"

"What is Nux's favorite browser? Chrome."

"There's a secret menu item at McDonald's but you can't order it, you can only get it by acting like a jerk. (Cheeseburger wiped on shoe)"

"My father thinks himself an expert at cutting through busy sidewalks. I consider his ability rather pedestrian."

"Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit"

"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"

"Once I came across a bridge that was half concrete and half covered in asphalt It was a real hybridge."