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Joke of the Day
"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."
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"Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas."
"Two guys on /r/Jokes walk into a bar One adds lines after the punchline, while the other doesn't. The one who never adds these extra lines kicks the one who does. Son of a b****!"
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"
"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."
"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."
"That scene which she dies is full of suspense... What a breathtaking moment."
"You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow."