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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"My wife asked me what I was doing today... ...I said ""nothing."" She said, ""You did that yesterday."" I replied, ""I wasn't finished."""

"For just 2 quarters a day, you can send 2 quarters a day to African children. African children love collecting quarters."

"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"

"Yo mamas ass is so fat She dont wear DENIM she wears DAMN!"

"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"

"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."

"What do you call a fat chemistry professor? A significant figure."

"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."

"Let's get this out of the way now. Next Wednesday, the date will be 12-12-12. Happy?"