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Joke of the Day
"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."
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"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."
"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule."
"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""This is all melted! Why would you serve this outside?"""
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""
"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !"
"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."
"Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid."