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Joke of the Day

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next to her"

"What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!"

"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."

"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"

"Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly."

"My boss told me, ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."". I'm currently sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my batman costume!"

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But Catscan"

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."