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Joke of the Day

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."

"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."

"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"

"I don't understand why people say they don't believe in sex before marriage... It's obviously sex after marriage that doesn't exist."