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Joke of the Day

"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."

"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."

"Man walks into a bar and asks, ""Can I have a Colt 45?"" ""Sorry Sir,"" comes the reply ""We have sold out"". ""OK, no problem, can I have a Luger and Lime instead?"""

"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."

"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."

"It was awkward when she said, ""And yet your feet are so big."""

"Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store There were no windows."

"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"

"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"

"ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them"