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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"

"Teacher to child: 'do you know how to spell banana? Child: 'Yes, but I don't know when to stop'."

"Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !"

"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"

"What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian? A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh."

"My dad installed new LED bulbs in his home. I started seeing him in a new light after that."

"What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes? A bit neurotic."

"[ambulance] medic: sir do you need oxygen me: no dying is fine"

"If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral."

"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."