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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."

"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."

"She thinks I drink all day when she's at work. I don't... I stop just before she gets home"

"I'd probably be, like, 5% cooler if I wasn't terrified of being on a moving skateboard."

"I didn't want to wake up this morning and go to work. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just"

"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can"

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"I wish my marks would smoke weed So it'd get high"