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Joke of the Day

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."

"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."

"Runs with scissors Gets hit by bus"

"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"

"What do people in the South use instead of www.Ancestry.com? www.incestry.com"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building? Fire Crackers."

"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine."

"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"