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Joke of the Day

"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this."

"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."

"- How much for the mobile tampon? - Ma'am? - It's a bit big. - Ma'am, it's a lamb. - Does it make that sound because it has detected blood?"

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice."

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums."

"I threw a recyclable item in the trash in case any ladies were looking for a ""badboy"" type."

"I never knew my son was 80 years old until he told me to text our neighbor because ""his leaves are getting on our lawn."""