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Joke of the Day

"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""

"What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"

"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."

"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"

"What did the dyslexic bank robber say? ""FREEZE MOTHERSTICKER! THIS IS A FUCK UP!"""

"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""

"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"

"Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug."

"My grandfather, bless him, he can't really do what he used to Bomb the Germans."