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Joke of the Day

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"Ok everybody. Please look in your bedroom closet. I got my stalking notes mixed up and don't know where I am."

"I drank 2 energy drinks to keep me aware while I drive but the only thing I'm aware of now is how many inanimate objects have jazz hands."

"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."

"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"

"That pie smells so good I jizzed in my pants... I guess you could say I came to my senses."

"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""

"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."

"I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in."