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Joke of the Day
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."
"*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - ""...."""""
"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."
"How come it's ok to talk to a stranger's dog on the street but when I ask for the dog's email I'm suddenly a weirdo?"
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"
"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."
"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup? Brazilians!"
"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"