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Joke of the Day
"How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup? Brazilians!"
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"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"
"I let a Jehova's Witness inside the other day and asked him, ""what now?""... He replied, ""I'm not sure, I've never gotten this far before"""
"I had a boner during a funeral. I call it the ""Mourning Wood""."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."
"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar."
"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."