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Joke of the Day
"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."
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"Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!"
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."
"What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!"
"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"
"My credit has gotten so bad... ...that Mastercard started sending me bills in Spanish."
"Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise ""change."""
"Only funny if you own a dog: I think my dog must have a very cold nose. Every time it walks into a room, all the other dogs sit down."
"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."
"My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky No one wants me around. Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me."