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Joke of the Day
"Mike Tyson refuses to play on any Playstation... He is an Ex-Boxer."
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"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"
"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."
"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."
"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."
"It was so hot in Florida on New Years... ...the ball in Times Square wasn't the only one that dropped."
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic"
"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."
"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"