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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"
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"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."
"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"
"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"
"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."
"Girls always think I'm ugly until they see what's in my bank account Then they think I'm ugly AND poor"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."
"My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe...."