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Joke of the Day
"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"
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"How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber."
"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."
"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"Reddit's search function"
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"
"Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail."
"I accidentally took a woman's multi-vitamin this morning. I have been trying to get dressed now for 2 hours but everything makes me look fat"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."